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John250

John250

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Anyone see where the FIM is making Go Pro videos during SX races against the rules? So all those Monday morning videos we see from the races, will be no longer. Guess Go Pro should sponsor the series or the FIM and then they would be legal.
 
Way to crush a booming market. So now the camera company's are going to have to develop spy camera's to hide from the officials.
 
For what I understood is they are only making helmet mounted cameras illegal. You can still mount them on your chest or bike. For what I understand this stemmed from a skier with a helmet mounted gopro that hit a branch or something and it was believed that the helmet mounted camera may have played a part in it. But how many trees do you see out on the SX track
 
Damn them for trying to make the sport safer and crap. GoPro will be out of business in a week! Market CRUSHED!!!!!!!
 
This just in... The FIM has made Monster, Rockstar, and Red Bull illegal. Jean Louis (Gene Lewis for us redneck Americans) deems these beverages as "performance enhancement sustenance" which translates from French to English as "I did not get enough money from them"

He is currently in talks with ONE OEM motorcycle producer to make an exclusive bike that can only be used in "MX GP". Starting in 2016 all riders must use a FIM approved machine. And they must be purchased through a dealership he owns.

Also starting next year. The 8 people that do show up to watch a GP live will be striped searched. This is to curtail the alleged smuggling of hot dogs into the facility that do not have the FIM approved logo.

2015 will also be the beginning of the "mid race commercial". Halfway through the new 15 min moto format (We have much shorter attention spans so the length of the motos will be cut down to keep your interest). At the halfway flag, all rider will enter the mechanics area and fit a 4 foot by 8 foot (1 meter by 2 meters) banner to the side of the bike. Each rider will then ride one lap slowly so the TV cameras can focus on the race sponsors banner. Riders will then be able to drink a 12.5 oz Pierre Water (The new title sponsor) then resume the race.
 
In response to the terrible injury sustained by world famous Polo player Stu Pedaso, the FIM has made all previous protective gear worn by ATV riders as illegal. Since we all know that injuries that happen in Polo can and do happen in ALL other sports, ATV motocross riders will be required to wear the following gear:
 

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