but I'm not even going to waste my time or money to go get embarrassed by Gibson etc.
Announcer: Vet class, on the line with the 2-minute board flipping over to the one.
*Meanwhile...in the pits:
Local moto riders, hot girlfriends, wives, mistresses, children and bastard children alike all run to the fence to watch the action.
Racing Action:The gate drops, they blast off of the line....around the first corner it's none other than Jeff Gibson, the rest of the field roars around. The smell of pump gas, and that eerie sounding single blue-smoke-spewing 2 stroke somewhere in the midst....after lap one, Gibson remains out front....and tommy boner is buried in the pack!!!
Lap 2:
Gibson goes down!!!!! Tommy boner rages through the pack into the lead.
*meanwhile in the pits: the wives throw away their sacred wedding bands, the children start screaming..."THATS MY DADDY" and the snapchat account of tommy boner fills to the point where he no longer can recieve snap chats.
Last lap, Gibson dives under Boner for the last corner pass and the WIN!!!
*Meanwhile the riders scoff, the hot girlfriends graciously place their bra snaps back into place, the wives assure their rings are properly affixed to their left ring finger however (slightly aroused because T.Boner wastes money on something other than himself). The mistresses immediately stop searching for T. Boner on facebook, twitter and elect not to send them a snapchat of their goods. The children go back to playing in the dirt and crashing their toy dirtbike saying "ha boner is so embarrassing."
Good thing you played it safe locally! That's quite embarrassing losing to Jeff Gibson, a former pro.....It would be embarrassing for Gibson to lose to you, so more reason to line up and see if his motor blows, that way you can get back to the snapchats and wives hiding their rings...moto-celeb satus.